A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring on the cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more".

They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the
morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.

Grandpa went home in such anger. He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned: "Why didn't you come to our date?"

Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly: "Mom didn't allow me to go..."

Aankho me aansu bhi hai muskaan bhi,
Dhaago me gaathe bhi hai sandhaan bhi,
Ye dil me kaisee kasak hai.
Meri chaahat ajeeb hai, naadan bhi.

Sawarte bhi gaye kabhi, kabhi bikhre bhi,
Khamoshi hai kabhi, kabhi tanhaai bhi,
Ye kaise aalam me rehne lage hum.
Hasaate hai apne aapko, kabhi rulaate bhi.

Dhoka detaa hai kabhi waqt, kabhi kabhi kismat bhi,
Hum inkaar karte hai kabhi, kabhi izhaar bhi,
Naa chhedo hume hum to gum ho chuke.
Khuli kitaab bhi hai aur band kahaani bhi.........

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.


The road to success…….. is always under construction.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk..


In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.


All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.


Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.


If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.


***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****


As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens.


He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don't have paper…… if you have both, no one calls.


Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


All PMT buses are crowded.
Corollary----- PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty.


The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.


After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

Don't you agree with me??????????????????

Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter ask for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it. The paid was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best.
His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to work.

The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees.

"Congratulations," the boss said. "Go on that way!"

Very motivated for the boss' words, the woodcutter try harder the next day, but he only could bring 15 trees. The third day he try even harder, but he only could bring 10 trees. Day after day he was bringing less and less trees.

"I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on.

"When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked.

"Sharpen? I had NO TIME to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees..."

Moral of the story......When you spend all your time just working and being busy not planning your life then you will end up like the woodcutter having NO TIME!

But on the other hand if you put in a little bit of effort and plan and organise your life then you will realise that you have time for everything.

Once upon a time, there was a farmer in the central region of China. He didn't have a lot of money and, instead of a tractor, he used an old horse to plow his field.

One afternoon, while working in the field, the horse dropped dead. Everyone in the village said, Oh, what a horrible thing to happen. The farmer said simply, We'll see. He was so at peace and so calm, that everyone in the village got together and, admiring his attitude, gave him a new horse as a gift.

Everyone's reaction now was, What a lucky man. And the farmer said, We'll see.

A couple days later, the new horse jumped a fence and ran away. Everyone in the village shook their heads and said, What a poor fellow!

The farmer smiled and said, We'll see.

Eventually, the horse found his way home, and everyone again said, What a fortunate man.

The farmer said, We'll see.

Later in the year, the farmer's young boy went out riding on the horse and fell and broke his leg. Everyone in the village said, What a shame for the poor boy.

The farmer said, We'll see.

Two days later, the army came into the village to draft new recruits. When they saw that the farmer's son had a broken leg, they decided not to recruit him.

Everyone said, What a fortunate young man.

The farmer smiled again - and said We'll see.


Moral of the story:
There's no use in overreacting to the events and circumstances of our everyday lives. Many times what looks like a setback, may actually be a gift in disguise. And when our hearts are in the right place, all events and circumstances are gifts that we can learn valuable lessons from.

After long time I am here and found something to share with all of you.............

Its my view abt love....... you may like this......

Thought: Does Love need a Reason?

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love U.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
                                 because your voice is sweet,
                                 because you are caring,
                                 because you are loving,
                                 because you are thoughtful,
                                 because of your smile,
                                 because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma.

The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,
Because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now,
There is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you...

"Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart"

Everyone is not able to show his/her feelings......but u need to understand.................kaushik.  

Hokar zameen ki khaak, aasman ki chahat kyon karun
main tujhko paane ki aur tamanna kyon karun,

mujhko khabar hai, judai tadpayegi tujhe bhi har pal
isliye bata de main tujhse wafa ki aas kyon karun,

rooh ko meri chot lagegi gar tu na mili mujhe
tujhe aapna banane ki, par dua kyon karun,

teri masoomiyat ko banayaa hai rab ne mohhabat ke liye
tujhe na chahne ki khata main bhala kyon karun,

farishtey bhi tadap jate hain, teri aankhon se jab ashq chalakte hain
ye dard tujhe dekar, main ye gunah kyon karun,

teri meri kismat ki raahein hain juda juda
main phir bhi tera ban jane ki dua kyon karun,

mana ki mohhabat bhari nazar dil pe gehra asar karti hai
tujhe pyaar se dekh kar tujhpar ye rehmat kyon karun,

tu meri ho gayee, par main tera ban na saka
fir bhi tere pyar ki arzoo kyon karun,

itna dukhaya hai dil ko tune mere, itna rulaya hai mujhe
sab kuch sahun phir bhi, tujhse be-intihah mohabbat kyon karun.

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.
Life is short but a smile takes barely a second.


Every tear has a smile behind it.


A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.


A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.


If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.


A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around


Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful.

 

Too often we underestimate the power of a smile, which have the potential to turn a life around.

Smiles are the language of love.

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks

All people smile in the same language.

Children smile on the average 400 times /day; Adults: 15 times /day. Ever wonder why?

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.

If I thought that a smile of mine, might linger the whole day through and lighten some heart with a heavier part, I'd not withhold it -- Would you ? ??

Smile becoz God gave Human this beautiful gift - A Smile....I sometimes wonder do animals have this beautiful gift of smiling???


Smile, not becoz it costs you or not, but because you can make someone smile and make their day
So Smileeeeeee please ...... Hmmm... Good, looks very good, infact suits you the best  

Without a Grlfrnd......cool one.........

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur papers.

4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a
girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves .

5. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring

6. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

7 Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

8 You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

9 You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place

10. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them

11. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

12 You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

13.You wont have to fight over having a 'special' freind with ur folks.

14. No nonstop nonsense.

15. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

16 No more tension.

17.You can be "urself"

18. You wont have to hide your telephone bills...

So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!